i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian
a fun game to play is comment on every picture of two people and say “is that your girlfriend” and just run with it.
"what do you want to do with your life?"
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper
I just watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, somebody like the kind, courageous people in her books. But it occurred to her that talking dragons and princesses with hair long enough to climb, such people would only exist in storybooks.