That's a plan, Stan

onabedoflace:

godcolorsintheworld:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

I absolutely loved her character. 

she offered her a coca cola and then i start bawling. 

anonymous asked: ariel or rapunzel

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

image

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

officialfrenchtoast:

mynamesjustanoose:

jacobtryba:

yazzdonut:

parkour

My life.

I feel like no one tries dumb stuff like that unless someone they’re trying to impress is watching, which makes this even funnier.


i fucked up

officialfrenchtoast:

mynamesjustanoose:

jacobtryba:

yazzdonut:

parkour

My life.

I feel like no one tries dumb stuff like that unless someone they’re trying to impress is watching, which makes this even funnier.

image

i fucked up

pleasuresofpan:

mandrag:

by Johnny Clasper

pleasuresofpan:

mandrag:

by Johnny Clasper